Short Christmas Poems

Here’s a selection of short Christmas poems that’ll come in handy during the Christmas season. Let Every Day Be Christmas Christmas is forever, not for just one day, for loving, sharing, giving, are not to put away like bells and lights and tinsel, in some box upon a shelf. The good you do for others … Read more

Funny Christmas Stories

Here are some funny Christmas stories. Enjoy the laugh! What To Give An Optimist And A Pessimist A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other was their looks. If one felt it was too hot, the other thought it was too cold. If one said the TV was too loud, the other … Read more

Lyrics to Funny Christmas Songs

Here are some funny Christmas songs. Just print out this page and get everyone into the Christmas caroling spirit! Wreck the Malls (To the tune of “Deck The Halls”) by Bob Rivers Wreck the Malls this Christmas Seasons Fa la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la; Blow your cash for no good reason Fa la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la; (Refrain) Push your charge … Read more

Funny Christmas Poems

Here are some funny Christmas poems. Enjoy the laugh! Twas The Month After Christmas Twas the month after Christmas and all through the house Nothing would fit me, not even a blouse. The cookies I’d nibbled, the eggnog I’d taste. All the holiday parties had gone to my waist. When I got on the scales … Read more

Funny Christmas Jokes

Christmas has inspired lots of funny Christmas jokes. On this page we’ve brought some of those Christmas jokes for you to enjoy. Father Christmas: What’s your favorite Christmas story? Elf: The one where the three creatures are scared of the Big Bad Wolf and they grow on trees! Father Christmas: You mean ‘The Three Little … Read more

Lyrics to Funny Christmas Carols

Here are some funny Christmas carols. Just print out this page and get everyone into the Christmas caroling spirit! Daddy’s Home And I Think He’s Drunk (To The Tune Of “Santa Claus Is Coming To Town”) Oh you better not shout, You better not cry, You better not pout, I’m tellin’ you why; Daddy’s home … Read more

Coolest Christmas Tree Decorating Ideas

Before starting with these Christmas tree decorating ideas, you’ll want to cut the stump of your tree (a fresh cut), and immediately set it in water. A tree that is freshly cut will absorb into it large amounts of water from the beginning. For the first week, make sure to refill the level of water … Read more

Favorite Christmas Song Lyrics and Christmas Carols

Here are some of the most popular Christmas song lyrics. Just print out this page and get everyone in the Christmas caroling spirit! Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer had a very shiny nose. And if you ever saw him, you would even say it glows. All of the other reindeer used to … Read more

Coolest Christmas Sayings and Quotes

Here is a selection of great Christmas sayings that can serve as inspiration during the holiday season. Are you willing to forget what you have done for other people, and to remember what other people have done for you … to remember the weakness and loneliness of people who are growing old … Are you … Read more

Christmas Quotes and Sayings

Here is a selection of great Christmas quotes. During the Christmas season you can make lots of use with these quotes, like adding them to a Christmas greeting, etc. There are two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle. – … Read more