Pumpkin Halloween Joke
by Alysse
(USA)
What do you get when you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its radius?
- Pumpkin Pi!!!!
lolololololol
Drakula Halloween Joke
by Eilish Kate Collie
(Queensland)
Why isn't Dracula invited to many Halloween parties?
Because he's a pain in the neck...
Vampire Halloween Joke
by Leah and Jessica
(Cutler Bay, Florida (Miami))
What is a vampire's favorite holiday?
Fangsgiving...
Skeleton Halloween Joke
by Anonymous
Q)What did the skeleton order at the restaurant?
A)Spare Ribs!
Ghost Trick-or-Treating Halloween Joke
by Anonymous
Q: What road do ghosts like to go trick-or-treating on?
A: Dead ends
Mummy Halloween Joke
by Alex
(Australia)
What is a mummies favourite type of music?
Wrap!
Dracula Halloween Joke
by Anonymous
Why doesn't dracula get invited to many parties?
because he sucks...
Draculas Mother Halloween Joke
by Holly
(Coupar Angus )
Why did Dracula's mother give him cough medicine?
He was having a coffin fit!
Love at First Bite Vampire Halloween Joke
by Anonymous
Did you hear about the romance between the boy and girl vampire?
Their love was in vein.
Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
... his ghoul friend...
Snowman and Dracula Halloween Joke
by Eric
(FL)
What do you get when you cross a snowman with Dracula?
Frostbite...
Mid-Morning Halloween Joke
by Eilish Kate Collie
(Queensland)
(Q) What do monsters have mid-morning?
(A) A coffin break!
Ghost at the Bar Halloween joke
by Steven F.
(Miami, Florida, USA)
why was the ghost at the bar?
for all the BOOS! :)
Ghost Knock Knock Halloween Joke
by Emilly
(Scotland)
Knock, Knock... Who's there? Boo... Boo who.. No need to cry its only a ghost...
Ghost In The Hen House Halloween Joke
by Anonymous
Did you hear about the ghost haunting the hen house?
It was a poultry-geist!
